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The spell checker is not enough!!!

A 'Golden Oldie'

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Ed Rondthaler on English spelling

Ode to the Spell checker

   Eye halve a spelling chequer
   It came with my pea sea
   It plainly marques four my revue
   Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

   Eye strike a key and type a word
   And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

   As soon as a mist ache is maid
   It nose bee fore two long
   And eye can put the error rite
   Its rare lea ever wrong.

    Eye have run this poem threw it
    I am shore your pleased two no
    It's letter perfect awl the weigh
    My chequer tolled me so.

                        …….a no knee mouse

 
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